Asian Food Continued…
Despite the fact that many of us (including myself), for whatever reason, find the temptation of Asian cuisine too much to resist, there is an element of truth in today’s comment.
I mean have you ever taken away a curry in one of those see through plastic tubs, and then tried to wash it at the end? Use the best fairy liquid there is out there, there will still be that Orangey oily glow around the tub, no matter how hard you scrub away.
Now this is with just one serving of curry, now imagine a lifetime of curries and what your intestines must look like!
“Possibly, with the exception of pure solidified radiation crystals, Asian food has to be the most unhealthy collection of ‘muck’ known to mankind. It looks like cat puke, and has enough oil in it to fuel the entire third world for decades to come!”
( Random et al 2008 )
I agree with you totally Gordon Ramsey!
Forget the tubs, what about the smell that continues to waft around from your fingers!!
Now I love asian (pakistani to be precise) food, but the heart clogging, hand smelling greasy ghee, butter, oil or whatever is used has to STOP!
Still wouldn’t say no to a nice hot Chicken Tikka!
Posted 1 year, 6 months agoSee my post here on zabihaists
http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=139
Zabihaist – It is a truth universally acknowledged that a group of men in possession of large bellies are in want of a mixed grill. No matter if they are at an Arab kebabish or a well-heeled curry house, brothers are obsessed with kebabs and all things dripping with blood. A meal is not a meal unless in the past few months whatever was on the plate had either been gambolling and frolicking in fields, or pumped fulll of hormones in a shed somewhere. Sorry Clarice Starling, nothing sounds sweeter than the sizzling of the lambs.
The zabihaists not only know where the best restaurants in any area are, but where the best butchers are, where the best restaurants are for different cuts of meat. They will travel to different town for that special meal. Carbon footprint means nothing, unless you can currify it or roast it. I recently did a quick survey of my friends on the subject of kebabs versus curry, it appears they are evenly split, with no discernible pattern of ethnicity or gender. One brother visibly collapsed, started shaking and a stammered ‘nooo, don’t make me choose’.
Posted 1 year, 6 months agoTry this survey out yourselves. It is not orcs versus elves, founders versus federation, Barelvi versus Deobandi or The west versus Islam. The real clash of civilisations is kebabs versus curry. You heard it here first. We love the zabihaists because they satisfy the halal inner vampire in all of us.
Huh, mr Moo what are you on??
Is this some kinda meat eating sect you are promoting? As long as membership is free, im in!
And Mr Saj, some of us wash our hands after eating… I have a 50p off coupon for some Imperial Leather handwash, you are more than welcome to it as it seems you need it more than I do!
Posted 1 year, 6 months agoMr Projectrandom,
My hands are washed, dried and washed again -though the smell refuses to leave!
My cleanliness should not be questioned, rather the ingredients in the food is itself the problem.
Therefore Mr Project Random – Chaddies to you and me not washing my hands! Wash your mouth and these slanderous comments, cause remember my earlier comment – If I see you walking down my street im gonna….
Posted 1 year, 6 months agoMr Saj are you sure that is not your chaddies that need washing….maybe thats the smell thats still whafting you around……just a thought
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Posted 1 year, 6 months agoLoL! good one Mr Solo
For the non Urdu/punjabi speakers, I have been reliably informaed that Chaddies are one’s underwear. Now read the comments again!
Posted 1 year, 6 months agoMr Solo – I was wondering when you would enter the ring!
Thanks for posting now LEAVE!
You best watch your back as well, cause one day you might be leaving the Gym and a running machine may come flying towards your direction – you’ve been warned Arnie!
Posted 1 year, 6 months agoNow now kids play nice….
Although i’d have to agree with saj in regards to the smell… and its defo not my “chaddies” cuz i don’t wear any (but hey thats an enterily different blog in itself!!)
Posted 1 year, 6 months agoMr. Moo, your geekiness has embraced all aspects of like and thought. i think only you would create a survey of on the subject of kebabs versus curry.
there was a holiday day last year (13.07.2007) that was called “Embrace your geekiness day” i really hope it happens this year as well…maybe you can use that day to teach us….
lol
Posted 1 year, 6 months ago